It suddenly dawned on me the other day that it was the first day of May. Which means several things, firstly that I have neglected my good readers for far too long, so for that alone I am sorry! And its because of so many things happening outside of my god-like powers to control, well … More You snooze you lose!
Time again to take a little stroll into the Cannibal Sector, you got your armour? Got your weapons checked and fully loaded? Got your LAD account fully paid up? Oh. Well never mind, lets rock! Yesterdays game found Parker and I not feeling at our normal tip top entertaining selves (just don’t ask) so instead … More Lock and load people!
So another year has started, its the end of January and I’m already thinking where the hell did that month go? Yes dear friends as usual its all go here in the Battlecave, and though not much has been written lots has been going on! Before we launch into all that I will promise to … More Here we go…again
Ahoi-hoi and welcome to the first blog of the new year! So hope you had a rocking Christmas and New Year? If not don’t worry as the whole thing is overrated anyway! Well 2016 has flown by and it would be appropriate at this point to thank all the people that have helped, supported and … More Looking Back
Ahoi-hoi my little darlings! Now from the wording above you may be thinking “please are they stopping all the inane rubbish they keep coming out with” well the simple answer to that is NO! So what do we mean then? Well unless the hobbit hole you have been living in for the past couple of months … More Time for a change
If you have read any of my other Guild Ball related posts you will know that I have a loathing for two teams in particular, Union (dirty, dirty Union) and the Engineers ( who the hell brings a minefield to a football match) Why such hatred you may ask? Well that’s simple enough to answer, Union … More Click, click, whirl…
Welcome once again to the World of Progress, we hope you enjoy your stay in Mort, please ensure to read all safety notices and avoid the Cannibal Sectors… Right then, we all know how much we love SLA Industries, and how much we are currently gushing fountains of sex wee all over the skirmish game … More I need a bigger gun
They say that good things come to those that wait, well as a SLA Industries fan we know all about waiting! Just to recap it is a dark, gritty and sometimes downright nasty role-playing game that appeared in 1993. Yes that was a long time ago, and in gaming terms it would have been forgotten, … More Mr Slayer Wants You
Good morning all, for todays little blog, we are giving you the chance to do something very special. By donating to this very special cause, there is a chance you may get ya grubby little hands on a fully painted Masons Guild Ball team! That have been lovingly sweated over for eight long (very long) … More Do something good
It was raining, just like yesterday and the day before that, ah hell it always rained on Mort. The cracked window I was looking into threw back a distorted image of my face, tired, that was always the first thought that came to mind, and then you would notice the eyes. Windows into the soul … More Attention All Operatives